Confessions of a Selfish Person

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Maybe my new fragrance of choice.

Maybe my new fragrance of choice.

(Source: baileyjohn)

Getting a little nervous about my wardrobe. It’s becoming terribly pseudo-goth.
I DON’T WANNA BE A POSER!!!!!!!!!
… or maybe I should start doing my makeup like this every day…?

Getting a little nervous about my wardrobe. It’s becoming terribly pseudo-goth.

I DON’T WANNA BE A POSER!!!!!!!!!

… or maybe I should start doing my makeup like this every day…?

Introducing Zombie Max™ from Hornady® (by hornadymanufacturing)

Found this little gem while looking through an article from a newsletter my mom gets (about natural healing of all things) that basically says the zombie apocalypse is actually dawning.

As crazy and far-fetched as my thinking may get, I HIGHLY doubt the zombie apocalypse will actually happen. However, I’ve read a few theories as to how this guy underwent zombification, all of which pertaining to mind-altering prescriptions, aspartame, and “bath salts”.

Well, whatever. If my cynical mind is wrong, there’s always Zombie Max™. XD

Bitch I'm Kawaii!: mai22presley: sailorvendetta replied to your post: Sooo…… Did anyone...

mai22presley:

sailorvendetta replied to your post: Sooo…… Did anyone else hear about the zombie…

I’ve been ranting about it all day.

Well if this somehow actually becomes the apocalypse, I think we know at least one weapons-handy redneck, one medic-type person, one…

Hmm… I didn’t actually think that one through…

16 hours ago - 3

sailorvendetta replied to your post: Sooo…… Did anyone else hear about the zombie…

I’ve been ranting about it all day.

Well if this somehow actually becomes the apocalypse, I think we know at least one weapons-handy redneck, one medic-type person, one brainiac/asshole, one entertainer/moral supporter, and two obligatory non-Caucasian people.

I mean, that’s how you survive the zombie apocalypse, right? XD

Sooo……

Did anyone else hear about the zombie attack in Miami a few days ago?

tommilsom:

nintendoggystyle:

THE DOGE IS SAFE

THE DOGE IS SAFE

SAFE IS  THE DOGE

tommilsom:

nintendoggystyle:

THE DOGE IS SAFE

THE DOGE IS SAFE

SAFE IS THE DOGE

(Source: ihavenomouseandimuststream)

sailorvendetta:

mai22presley:

leafoscillot:

sailorvendetta:

Honeybee By Steam Powered Giraffe

I thought I was done with anything steampunk, but this band is actually quite good. This song in particular is really quite beautiful. Their movements are very haunting, especially when paired with their powerfully human harmonies.

Here, here. These guys are incredible!


I’m coming out of the closet guys… I’m a robosexual… gears and oil turn me on…

I would also like to point out my liking this band has nothing to do with their steampunkness… its fully and completely the robot thing…

*Cracks knuckles* So could it be said that these guys *ahem* grind your gears…?

A formal apology

Earlier I reblogged a gif of Sharon Needles in a limo with the text “GET IN LOSER WERE GOING SHOPPING”, and I commented on the poor grammar a and punctuation saying “The grammar and punctuation is-[sic] killing me.” I’ve edited the post with the amendment of “The grammar and punctuation are killing me.”

I would like to apologize to echolux and the whole of Tumblr for my shortcomings.

Check out what I just ordered

It only cost me 89 credits. ^^

1 day ago - 1